Jokes: A Bunch of one-liner jokes.
January 23rd, 2008 | by Dick Dickerson |
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Q. What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob.
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Q. What’s the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn’t last forever.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn’t do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
Q. What’s the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Q. What’s the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. “How do you breath through something so small?”
